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What a Sad Little Penis You Have There, Darling

Small Cock Humiliation

What a sad little penis you have there, darling. You didn’t really expect a woman like me to be impressed, did you? That’s just hilarious… and wow! Look how it stuck straight up when you heard my laughter! Aww… it’s so cute, like a button on a fur coat. But . . . → Read More: What a Sad Little Penis You Have There, Darling

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Today’s Featured Mistress – 10 Ways to Spend Your 10 Free Minutes

Free Phone Sex with Ms Lauren

Today’s my Featured Mistress day and I’m so excited to talk to all my stroker boys and get to know those of you who’ve never spoken with me. You’ll find my style sultry, sensual and sometimes even a little sadistic. It’s my desire to delve into your . . . → Read More: Today’s Featured Mistress – 10 Ways to Spend Your 10 Free Minutes

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Pleasuring Your Teeny Peen

How Often Do You Jerk Off, Little Man?

How often do you cradle that useless worm dick in your hand and coax it hard? Do you tease your button-nub like a clitty until it pokes up like a half-assed pup tent? Do you stroke it between a single finger and your thumb in an . . . → Read More: Pleasuring Your Teeny Peen

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The Goldilock’s Cock, A Search for Penile Perfection

The Goldilocks Cock

Ahh, the perfect, mythical cock! I’m not one to objectify men, well, not much anyway, lol. But there’s a point when too small is too small, when too big is too big. So instead of becoming a huge nympho in my search for penile perfection, I’ve developed a scale for what . . . → Read More: The Goldilock’s Cock, A Search for Penile Perfection

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The World Does Not Revolve Around Your Little Dick

The World Does NOT Revolve Around Your Little Dick

There are men in the world who shake things up, make panties drop with a glance, make women weak with one whispered word, but you’re certainly not one of them. It takes a bit more testicular fortitude than a man like you can swing. . . . → Read More: The World Does Not Revolve Around Your Little Dick

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It's not the length, it's the girth... small cock humiliation ahead!

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M called this weekend. What makes that so memorable? M has an average size cock, about 6 inches long. Unfortunately, M also has a pencil dick. It’s so thin he can barely touch the inside of his wife’s pussy. She’s long bemoaned marrying such a sexually inadequate man. So he calls me, . . . → Read More: It’s not the length, it’s the girth… small cock humiliation ahead!

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