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I could tell by his voice when he called me that he lacked the kind of confidence a real man has. It came as no surprise when he admitted his dinky dick was a mere 3 and a half inches. When he told me he’d been married for almost twenty years, I thought poor [...]

Cock Humiliation Survey

In the interest of finding out more about all you dinky dicks, I’ve devised a deviously humiliating series of questions you can answer. Help your humiliatrix learn the ins and the outs of your vienna sausage and how it both shames and pleasures you. Answer honestly… no one’s going to see this but your femdom [...]

A Mushroom in the Grass – Your Dinky Dicklet

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Has anyone ever told you your little dick looks like a spindly mushroom after a night of rain. It rises up so bravely shielded by all the blades of grass… much like that black forest of pubes you have there. Only the cap of your teenie mushroom is visible and it makes me giggle. One [...]

New Summer Humiliation Schedule Changes

The summer is moving full swing and your femdom Mistress is finding herself sleeping later and later into the morning. Since I’ve become such a night owl, I’ve decided to switch my schedule around a bit. Instead of being on all day, I’ll be on all night! Starting Thursday, I’ll be on from 11pm – [...]

Ode to the Little Dick

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Ode to the Little Dick

What small wonder does your Mistress see
Peeking out and watching me?
It seems far to small to be your dick
Let’s shed some light, that does the trick.
Showing me that secret shame
Makes your cheeks burn and flame.
The laughter starts, but you don’t shrink.
You love the way I taunt your dink.
You clitty swells in [...]

Poor Little Dink, She Laughed At You, Didn’t She?

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So you took her out this weekend in an attempt to wine, dine and 69 your super hot date. But their were pieces of information she was missing in your sexual resume, weren’t there? You never gave her one clue that you were lacking, did you? You never told her about your little ‘problem’… so [...]

How Small is Too Small… a Primer on Penis Size Humiliation

I’m often asked by hopeful wankers how small is too small. Myself? I prefer something substantial, but not freakishly huge. What I call a Goldilocks Cock is around seven to eight inches in length, three to four inches in girth. It’s not too big, not too small, it’s just right… well for me anyway, but [...]

Rosie Palm and Her 5 Sisters… the Only Girls In Your Life

So you’ve spent you’re day entertaining Rosie and her 2 sisters… the other three were S.O.L. (shit outta luck) because their was no penis for them. In fact, your palm engulfed it and you barely needed your fingers at all. Or for the truly pathetic stroker sluts, you rubbed your nub like a chick discovering [...]

Small Penis Enlargement Supplements are a Pipe Dream for Teenie Peens

So you get the ads every day in your spam… and you’re wondering if penis enlargement pills just might be the answer to all your troubles. You see Smiling Bob on an Enzyte commercial and you get excited that someone else solved your small penis problem for you. They couldn’t give it away if it [...]

Jerkin’ the Gherkin

Alone again tonight, little man.. ogling all the femdom Mistresses? Can’t take your eyes away from your secret indulgence? Slack jawed and drooling over dominant divas dreaming of mocking laughter? Long red fingernails pointing, mocking your manhood? Is it any wonder you’ll never be more than wanker? Your main ambition in life is getting your [...]