How Small is Too Small… a Primer on Penis Size Humiliation

Ms Lauren — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:06:14 +0000

I’m often asked by hopeful wankers how small is too small. Myself? I prefer something substantial, but not freakishly huge. What I call a Goldilocks Cock is around seven to eight inches in length, three to four inches in girth. It’s not too big, not too small, it’s just right… well for me anyway, but I’ve never claimed to be a size queen. But keep in mind, dinky dicks, many women are. Five and a half inches is average. That’s not speculation, that’s a scientific fact. Italian men have the largest cocks, Asians the smallest. The average girth it 2 and a half inches. For me, anything under 6″ is worthy of a healthy cock mockery… though larger penises also have their problems. Those giganto cocks? Many of them have blood flow problems and don’t get hard enough for my liking. Size is not the only complication a man might have, though it’s arguably the most obvious.

I’m not sure why you wouldn’t know if your penis was too small. Face it, from an early age boys check out each other’s junk. Our society prides itself on praising superior men, alpha males. A beta male might not be small, but he’s certainly not as aggressive and dominant. The Omega males is the obviously inferior specimen of the bunch, smaller, weaker and easily dominated by the more dominant males and females of the group. What category do you fall into? When you’re honestly analyzing your sexual prowess you should keep in mind that it’s not merely size that makes a man superior, so even if you’re thinking you don’t deserve small cock humiliation… well, let’s just say there’s a hundred and one reasons you most likely don’t measure up to my high standards.

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Rosie Palm and Her 5 Sisters… the Only Girls In Your Life

Ms Lauren — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:37:18 +0000

So you’ve spent you’re day entertaining Rosie and her 2 sisters… the other three were S.O.L. (shit outta luck) because their was no penis for them. In fact, your palm engulfed it and you barely needed your fingers at all. Or for the truly pathetic stroker sluts, you rubbed your nub like a chick discovering her clitty for the first time. You didn’t get laid, your phone didn’t ring and you know why… there isn’t a woman in the world who wants your insubstantial little niblet of cock meat. Well, that’s what you tell me it is anyway, you can say it’s a cock all you want to, but you’ll never make a woman who’s seen a real man believe that. So why bother, right? Why take yourself out there to experience the shame of small penis humiliation?

You never get a second chance, do you? You wine and dine that special gal, keep it light… keep it out of the bedroom for a while. I mean you want her to know you care before you bed her, right? You’re old fashioned that way, lol… or so you say. The truth is after a night of lack luster passion with you and your dinky dick, there’s never another date. So you milk the companionship as long as you can. You falsely advertise your sexual prowess and pray she’ll like you enough when you fail to satisfy that she’ll continue your budding relationship. But it never happens, does it, little man?

In fact, that’s exactly why you’re alone tonight browsing extreme humiliation phone sex sites. Rosie and her sisters there are the only ladies in your life… for now and for the foreseeable future. Unless there’s some miracle operation in the works to extend you from the pathetic range to average, well, let’s just say Rosie’s gonna be your special girl for a long, long time… so treat her right… she’s the only one who wants to touch your little dick… and truthfully, she’d leave to if only she could. Aww, it’s all right… you’ve still got me if mocking laughter at your obvious shortcomings is what you need… and that’s why you’re here, darling. Learn to love it… I know I do!

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-601-6975
18 + Only! $2.50/minute with a 10 minute minimum
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How Small is Too Small… a Primer on Penis Size Humiliation

Rosie Palm and Her 5 Sisters… the Only Girls In Your Life