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How Small is Too Small… a Primer on Penis Size Humiliation

I’m often asked by hopeful wankers how small is too small. Myself? I prefer something substantial, but not freakishly huge. What I call a Goldilocks Cock is around seven to eight inches in length, three to four inches in girth. It’s not too big, not too small, it’s just right… well for me anyway, but [...]

Rosie Palm and Her 5 Sisters… the Only Girls In Your Life

So you’ve spent you’re day entertaining Rosie and her 2 sisters… the other three were S.O.L. (shit outta luck) because their was no penis for them. In fact, your palm engulfed it and you barely needed your fingers at all. Or for the truly pathetic stroker sluts, you rubbed your nub like a chick discovering [...]