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A Mushroom in the Grass - Your Dinky Dicklet

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Has anyone ever told you your little dick looks like a spindly mushroom after a night of rain. It rises up so bravely shielded by all the blades of grass… much like that black forest of pubes you have there. Only the cap of your teenie mushroom is visible and it makes me giggle. [...]

Ode to the Little Dick

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Ode to the Little Dick

What small wonder does your Mistress see
Peeking out and watching me?
It seems far to small to be your dick
Let’s shed some light, that does the trick.
Showing me that secret shame
Makes your cheeks burn and flame.
The laughter starts, but you don’t shrink.
You love the way I taunt your dink.
You clitty swells [...]

Poor Little Dink, She Laughed At You, Didn't She?

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So you took her out this weekend in an attempt to wine, dine and 69 your super hot date. But their were pieces of information she was missing in your sexual resume, weren’t there? You never gave her one clue that you were lacking, did you? You never told her about your little ‘problem’… [...]

It's not the length, it's the girth... small cock humiliation ahead!

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M called this weekend. What makes that so memorable? M has an average size cock, about 6 inches long. Unfortunately, M also has a pencil dick. It’s so thin he can barely touch the inside of his wife’s pussy. She’s long bemoaned marrying such a sexually inadequate man. So he calls me, wondering what [...]