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Ode to the Little Dick

Ms Lauren — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 03:25:36 +0000

Ode to the Little Dick

What small wonder does your Mistress see
Peeking out and watching me?
It seems far to small to be your dick
Let’s shed some light, that does the trick.
Showing me that secret shame
Makes your cheeks burn and flame.
The laughter starts, but you don’t shrink.
You love the way I taunt your dink.
You clitty swells in silent pride.
While larger men would run and hide.
So take your finger and your thumb.
And rub that teenie weenie til it cums.

Just a funny little poem for those of you seeking small cock humiliation. While I love taunting and mocking small penises, don’t think it means I hate them. I love to see the look on your face while I laugh. You stand so tall while showing me you tiny dick, I can tell that most of you are proud of what you’re ashamed of. It’s a conundrum. I suppose the ability to enjoy cock mockery occurs in those who know deep down that their masculinity is deeply in doubt. You know you can’t satisfy a woman with your shrinky dink, so you compensate in the only way you know how… by becoming her entertainment. If she’s not going to touch it, at least she’ll look at it… some in pity, some in horror and those special women, the femdom humiliatrix, who’ll laugh at it uproariously and praise you for your sexual choices. By acknowledging that you’re too small to satisfy, you make yourself happy. I salute the little dicked stroker sluts!

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Laughing at Your Pencil Dick

Ms Lauren — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:29:31 +0000

Yeah, it’s long enough to be considered average, but really… did you think something so narrow and thin would impress anyone? You’re what’s commonly known as a “pencil dick”. I use the analogy that men like you prove god has a sense of humor. Why else would he bless you with the length of a real man, but the girth of a child? While you might not be such a huge target for small cock humiliation, truth is, you still aren’t a man. There’s nothing more disappointing for a woman than bedding down with a male who’s girth is far too thin to hit all her “itchy spots”. You might get in her pants, true, but only once… and then she’s off telling all her friends just how pathetic you are.

So what do boys like you do to take the edge off your complete emasculation? Do you posture and pose and do your damndest to act like a real man knowing you don’t measure up? Do you feel like you’re better off than the dinky dicklets I’m sure you mock to hide your own inadequacy? Most of you that mock and taunt the men that are “sissy slut” or “effeminate” secretly long for mockery yourself, don’t you? Your scorn comes from knowing you’re just like them. You merely hide your inadequacy better. Don’t inflate your ego thinking your better than they are, you’re not. You’re still a pencil dicked bitch boy who’ll never satisfy a woman, you’re just not equipped. Encourage your lady to cuckold you, just once if your ego won’t allow you otherwise… you’ll never be able to deny what you are after that… trust me. Humility is good for the soul and a pencil dick like you needs that!

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Can Only Get it Up with Viagra? Why Bother?

Ms Lauren — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 04:02:34 +0000

Did you know tons of women complained when Viagra came out? Tons of wives who were perfectly content to refrain from “marital relations” because quite upset when Viagra changed all that. And in one case? A wife shot her husband so he wouldn’t keep “attacking” her. Why do I bring this up, you ask? Well, aside from some problem that’s suddenly affected a mutual sex life (as in he and she BOTH enjoy it), you little dick boys shouldn’t even bother. Why not just return to the solution in the old days? Find a real man and beg him to make a cuckold of you, to satisfy your wife for you.

Now how’s that a solution for you? Well, most of you have no problem catching wood while your jerking your tiny little dick off. You can look down and laugh at your small cock humiliation. No one should see your shame but you… and perhaps a wickedly imaginative humiliatrix who knows just how to make a worthless little wanker like you accept your true place in the world. A chaste chronic masturbator that never, ever sticks his sissy stick inside a real woman. Maybe a real doll (though you might want to order her extra tight or she won’t feel you either!) or maybe one of those cheap blow up dolls you get the the adult bookstore (see if they have a gloryhole while you’re at it!)… and for the more adventurous? I’m told they sell blow up sheep and pigs as well.

So next time you pop your pathetic Viagra, get a marital aid and avoid reproduction. You aren’t destined to breed. Find your wife a cuckold bull and you wank away. Don’t pass those inferior little dicked genes on, no one wants them, not even you.

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It’s not the length, it’s the girth… small cock humiliation ahead!

empresslauren — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:34:34 +0000

M called this weekend. What makes that so memorable? M has an average size cock, about 6 inches long. Unfortunately, M also has a pencil dick. It’s so thin he can barely touch the inside of his wife’s pussy. She’s long bemoaned marrying such a sexually inadequate man. So he calls me, wondering what he should do. Of course there’s not much a narrow little wiener like his. So I advised him to purchase his horny wife and long, thick dildo and to use it on her as often as possible. And now? M is sexually denied by his wife as she’s discovered his dinky dick does absolutely nothing for her hungry cunt. She’s considering cuckolding her small cocked hubby and even finding the perfect chastity belt to be sure he doesn’t continue down his path of perpetual masturbation. As afraid as M is of the options both his wife and I have given in, something tells me he’s wanking more than ever over the thought of total power exchange, total orgasm control from such beautiful, powerful women. It’s a dream cum true for such a submissive little man like M….

And how better to drive home the point your man is inadequate than to cuckold him with a man who’s large enough to satisfy? Pencil dicks, dinky dicks, pindicks… all of you worthless boys? Well, cuckolding is what you need… and what you deserve…. try it, something tells me you’re going to love it… almost as much as your wife and her bull does!

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Cock Humiliation for The Sexually Inadequate

empresslauren — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:09:58 +0000

I was talking to a friend the other day who was discussing her new boyfriend. While he was pretty well hung, she confided that his stamina left much to be desired. And by the time their tryst was over, sexual humiliation was on her mind. On their first sexual experience, she’d been excited to realize that he had a thick, straight eight inch cock. She’d went down on him eagerly and sucked him to full hardness. He, of course, reciprocated with a nice long flick job until she spasmed and throbbed to his slippery tongue and she orgasmed so well she was sure their fuck would be one of which legends were made. Much to her disappointment, their intercourse consisted on less than a minutes thrusting on his part before he left a mess on her pussy, not even inside! The cad didn’t even bother to apologizing, rolling over and going to sleep, assuming without asking she was so blown away with his cunnilingus she wouldn’t mind his performance left everything to be desired.

Of course, my friend being the femdom Mistress she is woke him up and booted him out. The selfish lover was both confused and belligerent, convinced of his sexual superiority. She informed him in no uncertain terms that oral skill did not make up for lack of stamina… and that until he could make it last long enough to make her orgasm vaginally, he shouldn’t bother calling. He left in a huff, calling her a bitch… a cunt, which of course she valued as a compliment. A femdom bitch demands what she wants for herself, nothing less. And a cunt is a woman uncontrolled by male values, so what was the insult? Failing to satisfy my friends sexual desires and expecting thanks for it.

Men should learn the only proper way to satisfy a woman is to ask what she needs and give it to her. If a man can’t do that, then guess what? He deserves to be cock mocked!

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
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Welcome to Cock Mocked, Your Destination for Small Cock Humiliation

empresslauren — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:40:59 +0000

Welcome to those small of penis, sexually inadequate, limp of dick and any other generally pathetic wanker boy who happened to stumble into my den of humiliating iniquity! So while some might leave you wondering exactly what the purpose of a blog is, I’m wonderfully straightforward of purpose… my mission is to mock your cock. Now you might say, Lauren… my cock is big enough to satisfy… but we both know you’re lying. If you were big enough, if you were good enough… and if you were man enough, well you wouldn’t be here, now would you? Small cock humiliation is your thing… and luckily, mine as well.

I’m sure at some point in your life you’ve felt the shameful thrill of humiliation as some slight to your slight member aroused you to near orgasm. I’m that first girl that found your genitalia more than a little humorous and couldn’t hide it. I’m that girl that shaped your sexual life, convincing you to settle for scraps because your weren’t good enough for much than hand me downs. You’ve gratefully accepted sloppy seconds because you’ve always known compared to the REAL men, you’re second best… at best, lol. At worst? You’re a pathetic waste of cock flesh who’s never satisfied anyone your entire life but yourself. And now that you’ve found me? You have a new reason to be… to amuse me with your pathetic pin dick. That, little man, is what Cock Mocked is all about. Enjoy!

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-601-6975
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