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Ode to the Little Dick
What small wonder does your Mistress see
Peeking out and watching me?
It seems far to small to be your dick
Let’s shed some light, that does the trick.
Showing me that secret shame
Makes your cheeks burn and flame.
The laughter starts, but you don’t shrink.
You love the way I taunt your dink.
You clitty swells [...]
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Yeah, it’s long enough to be considered average, but really… did you think something so narrow and thin would impress anyone? You’re what’s commonly known as a “pencil dick”. I use the analogy that men like you prove god has a sense of humor. Why else would he bless you with the length of [...]
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Did you know tons of women complained when Viagra came out? Tons of wives who were perfectly content to refrain from “marital relations” because quite upset when Viagra changed all that. And in one case? A wife shot her husband so he wouldn’t keep “attacking” her. Why do I bring this up, you ask? [...]
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M called this weekend. What makes that so memorable? M has an average size cock, about 6 inches long. Unfortunately, M also has a pencil dick. It’s so thin he can barely touch the inside of his wife’s pussy. She’s long bemoaned marrying such a sexually inadequate man. So he calls me, wondering what [...]
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I was talking to a friend the other day who was discussing her new boyfriend. While he was pretty well hung, she confided that his stamina left much to be desired. And by the time their tryst was over, sexual humiliation was on her mind. On their first sexual experience, she’d been excited to [...]
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Welcome to those small of penis, sexually inadequate, limp of dick and any other generally pathetic wanker boy who happened to stumble into my den of humiliating iniquity! So while some might leave you wondering exactly what the purpose of a blog is, I’m wonderfully straightforward of purpose… my mission is to mock your [...]
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