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The World Does Not Revolve Around Your Little Dick

Ms Lauren — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 04:18:09 +0000

The World Does NOT Revolve Around Your Little Dick

There are men in the world who shake things up, make panties drop with a glance, make women weak with one whispered word, but you’re certainly not one of them. It takes a bit more testicular fortitude than a man like you can swing. You don’t have the alpha male gene, the swagger to back up your demands. In short (like your dick), even though you act as if the world revolves around you and your little dick, it most certainly doesn’t. Why should it be a huge surprise that a femdom mistress like myself would rebuff your silly attempts at seduction?

Accept Your Limitations, Little Man

Oh… you take it so hard (like your dick), don’t you? You whine, you cajole, you beg and you plead. I sit as inscrutable as the Mona Lisa, my half smile taunting you because I don’t even care enough to berate you. What you don’t see is my perception of the train wreck I’m watching. Your ego is headed for utter destruction. That’s just the state I want you in… horny, emotionally drained. It leaves you vulnerable, weak… your natural state in the grand scheme of things.

Humiliate You? Why? You’re Doing Such a Fine Job All On Your Own

I comfort you as you confess all your shortcomings. You seem ready, but there’s a spark of your manipulation in your eyes. You’re going for the pity fuck. I play along to drive your desire to fever pitch wise to your little game. I like games… I know a few of my own. Like teased, denied and blueballed… you’ve heard of that one, right, little man? Ready to take it to the next level? I know I am.

You Never Stop Trying

But no… you’ve got one more play left in you. You pull my hand to your lap and unzip. OMG, the sympathy hand job? Third prize in the Beauty Pageant? Smooth move, teensie peenster. I guess you aren’t expecting a sharp slap to your exposed cocktail weiner. It’s soo not gonna happen, loser. See, the world doesn’t revolve around your little dick. I know it and now you know it, too. Don’t sweat it there, sport… small cock humiliation becomes you.

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Another Small Cock Confession!

Ms Lauren — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:50:03 +0000

My series of small cock humiliation confessions has become quite popular. I have boys writing every day to confess the size of their dicklet leaves much to be desired. Though most of the erotic confessions are one liners with a quick summary of their shortcomings, I do post the ones who leave a bit more. So if you’d like to confess your humiliating secrets, please send me more than “I have a baby dick and my wife cuckolds me.” Here’s the kind of confession I love to see.

My first experience with small cock humiliation came in the usual way. I was in the locker room showering. I’d waited until the other boys cleared out so they wouldn’t see. Some of the guys came back in to their lockers and happened to see a quick flash of my inferior penis and told everyone. Knowing the girls in my classes were laughing at me left me hard. That’s the first time I was kind of glad. I don’t think I could have took them all laughing because I got a stiffy from their cruel words.

My limp dick is about two inches, hard it grow to three. My first wife cuckolded me with a black man. She would come in after a night with him bragging about his size and stamina. She finished the job the girls in high school started by letting me know in no uncertain terms that no woman wanted a man with a little dick. I encouraged her to bring her lover home and I’m ashamed to say I enjoyed watching them. I even cleaned her up after. She called me a pussy for doing that and eventually left me for another man.

After my divorced, I never remarried. I’ve not dated much either. Every time a woman sees my dick I don’t get a second date. I thought of playing hard to get so they’d want to go out, but I know eventually my secret will be exposed. It’s not worth the bother. I’m a small dicked loser and I don’t deserve pussy.

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Limp Dick Loser Strikes Again, LOL

Ms Lauren — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:24:23 +0000

So Limp Dick Loser has a hugely humiliating problem. Seems common enough around here, right, lol? But Limpy, well, he’s not your average humiliation junkie. He actually has a decently sized penis… if he could keep it hard enough. Unfortunately Limp Dick Loser has just a wee drinking problem. So even when the flesh is willing, it’s weak. He’s disappointed numerous lovers with his less than stellar performance. So his problem is obvious, right? He gets it up, gets it in… then nothin’. Yeah, nothin’. Once it goes limp, there’s no returning to the thick, hard manly cock he brags about so very much. Needless to say, after the “sex” date, there’s never another. What woman would want something so pathetically useless as a floppy wiener?

See it’s not just small cocks I enjoy humiliating. Why should I limit myself when there are so many other hilarious forms of cock humiliation? The limps dicks (obviously), the leaky dinks, the stubby choades, the uterus batterers, the lumpy, the jerky curved… well, you get what I’m saying. And don’t even get me started on the ones who cum too quickly. But the funniest pricks I’ve seen are definitely the ones who have a trifecta or more of flaws. The ones that are teenie, limp and cum too quickly are especially amusing. While it might seem cruel for me to laugh so much at male members, it’s not really. It’s better than they’ll get spreading it around. And besides, I’m not the first woman who’s laughed… and I won’t be the last.

Call me to indulge in your very own small cock humiliation or cock humiliation phone sex fantasy. I’m in a Cock Mocking mood, indulge your Mistress tonight. I’ll be taking calls all weekend from 10am until 2-3am.

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Public Humiliation for a Teenie Peen Wanker

Ms Lauren — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:28:28 +0000

Like so many other lovers of small cock humiliation he was a virgin. He told me himself and admitted he gave off a creepy, desperate vibe that scared off anyone who might have been interested. He’d had some experience with boys and though it had really been a forced bi encounter, he just couldn’t forget how much he loved it. He still jerked off his 3″ micropenis to nostalgic remembrances of how they’d make him suck and fuck them like he was their personal slut. And I suppose he was. Small and slight with a body more girlish than anything, I’m sure he made a delicious substitute. But aside from those boys in college who punked him, he’d never shown anyone his cocktail wiener and he really, really wanted to.

Playing on that creepy vibe, I made him go full on flasher. He had an old trench coat and I sent him out into a parking lot wearing it. Instead of jumping out and traumatizing some poor girl, I made him stand outside a gay bar near closing time. I know he really wanted to submit to some public humiliation by girls, but I figured that since none of them had ever ASKED to see, he should play to the crowd he knows, lol. Seeing as how he was already there, I ordered him to flirt and show off his girlish body for all the boys. He ended up giving a guy he met there a blowjob in a back alley. Public humiliation, check… turning him into a cocksucking sissy faggot all over again, check. What a fun time for me, giving this little dicked wanker slut exactly what he wanted… just not the way he expected.

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Oh, You Lucky Cuckie! He’s Your Stunt Cock!

Ms Lauren — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:36:43 +0000

Oh, you lucky little cuckold! Your hotwife loves her little cuckie hubby so much she brought home a stunt cock. Now I’m sure you’re wondering what that means for you, right? Well, obviously she doesn’t want to break your heart by fucking around behind your back. So instead, she brings the object of her sexual desire home for you to meet. Now you shouldn’t try to measure up to him, with your little dick, your lack of stamina and complete uselessness as a lover make that impossible. Just accept the things you cannot change. And no complaining… you’re getting exactly what you deserve.

She’s put up with your dinky lil dicklet for far too long. I woman can’t live by licking alone. Sure you’ve got a talented tongue, but that doesn’t make up for your lack of ability. She needs huge, throbbing cock to make her smile and you’re only bringing her a cocktail wiener! Did you really expect her to be happy forever with such a teensie peenie? You’re so lucky she’s merely making you a cuckold husband. At least you get to be there for her when he finishes and leaves. At least she’ll allow you to suckle her fresh fucked pussy and clean up the mess her stunt cock made. What could be more thrillingly humiliating than that.

When your cocklette is one worthy of small cock humiliation, you’re lucky to have a woman at all. It truly boggles the mind that you landed such a hot girl. So suck it up and share her with her stunt cock willingly, eagerly. It’s what she needs more than anything… and like I said, what you deserve!

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Degrading Your Dinky Dick… An Anti-Love Story

Ms Lauren — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:34:42 +0000

You always play the big man… hell, you even had a femdom mistress convinced. But when we came back to your place for a bit of fun, I soon found myself wishing I was elsewhere. How could you act like you’re a stud when your penis isn’t as big as your index finger? But then I’m sure I’m not the first woman to tell you so. Oh that hit a nerve, there, didn’t it? Aww, are you going to cry? Save your tears… I won’t give your useless dinky dick a pity fuck nor will I give you a shoulder to cry on. You’ve brought this on yourself.

Your dicklet’s been writing checks it can’t cash and your overdraft protection on this pity party has just ended. You’re definitely NSF… no, not non-sufficient funds, but no suck or fuck. Cocklettes as tiny as yours deserve only scorn and mockery. I’ll tell you how this night would have ended if I were a lesser woman and afraid to wound your over inflated ego. I’d have his my disappointment and then you’d have cum 3 seconds upon entering my holy of holies. That’s no way for a girl to spend her night, trust me.

The only thing you deserve, little man, is small cock humiliation. You know it’s true. You can’t satisfy anyone but you… so why don’t you stroke that peenie for me now. Has anyone told you it looks like a baby dick? And your nuts? Well, I’d have to cart out my magnifying glass to see them. That’s the most pathetic display of manhood I’ve ever seen. See, I told you you’d squirt too quickly… now put it away, I’m going home. But before I do, why don’t you eat that cum off your fingers? That’s the price you pay when you disappoint a dominant woman… suck it up, dicky do little, lol!

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Cock Humiliation Survey

Ms Lauren — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 03:28:30 +0000

In the interest of finding out more about all you dinky dicks, I’ve devised a deviously humiliating series of questions you can answer. Help your humiliatrix learn the ins and the outs of your vienna sausage and how it both shames and pleasures you. Answer honestly… no one’s going to see this but your femdom Mistress… unless you’d like me to share your extreme erotic humiliation story with the world. There’s a question about that, too, lol!

1. What about your penis do you find humiliating? a)too small b)curves too much c)shoots too fast d)funny looking e)freakishly large d)impotent limp dick e)pencil dick f)a combination of the above.

2. Elaborate on your answer to question 1 in detail.

3. When did you first realize the extent of your penis abnormality? Explain the circumstances of your discovery.

4. When did you first become turned on by cock humiliation?

5. Describe the first time a woman laughed at your inadequate member.

6. Do you enjoy verbal humiliation, laughter or both in combination?

7. How often do you have sex?

8. Tell me in detail about the last time you did have sex.

9. Do you think you’ve ever given a sexual partner an orgasm with your dink?

10. Are you a cuckold or do you aspire to be?

11. If yes, does your cuckold fantasy involve mockery for your shortcomings?

12. Does your cuckold fantasy involve any forced bi humiliation?

13. What’s the most humiliating experience you still masturbate to?

14. How often do you masturbate and how long do you last? Where and when do you do it?

15. Are you into tease and denial?

16. Describe your ultimate small cock humiliation fantasy.

Copy and paste your questions and email to lauren@enchantrixempire.com

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-601-6975
18 + Only! $2.50/minute with a 10 minute minimum
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A Mushroom in the Grass – Your Dinky Dicklet

Ms Lauren — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:10:45 +0000

Has anyone ever told you your little dick looks like a spindly mushroom after a night of rain. It rises up so bravely shielded by all the blades of grass… much like that black forest of pubes you have there. Only the cap of your teenie mushroom is visible and it makes me giggle. One the sun hits that sad lil ‘shroom, it will sink back into the obscurity of the grass with little fanfare… much like your dicklet under the mocking gaze of a small penis humliatrix. You always knew it was a worthless little piece of flesh… now your femdom Mistress knows, too. What could be more deliciously humiliating that being forced to stroke your insignificant inch worm in front of her lady friends? Can you imagine their laughter taunting you, emasculating you down to the very core of your soul? I can.

I’ve exposed many a sexually inadequate male to extreme humiliation. I make them tremble and beg for mercy where there’s none to be had. If you don’t measure up, then I will not ignore it. I’ll point out all your shortcomings in teasing detail making you feel that hot rush of shame that brings your dink such pleasure. We both know you can’t amuse me or anyone else with something so tiny, so you might as well be amusing. Make me laugh… you know your lil dick is just dying for me! We both know you need cock mockery, so call me tonight for the extreme humiliation phone sex you’ve been aching for.

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-601-6975
18 + Only! $2.50/minute with a 10 minute minimum
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lauren@enchantrixempire.com
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Why Mock Small Cocks? The Reasoning Behind the SPH Fetish

Ms Lauren — Mon, 11 May 2009 19:21:18 +0000

Most of us know that the perfect put down for the overly arrogant male is to question the size of his manhood. Small cock humiliation is the insult that one can’t defend against unless one is willing to drop your pants and show the world. But the truth is, most men are too small. The average erect penis is 5.8″, but the larger ones throw off the curve as the larger members tend to be MUCH larger. What does that mean to you? Well, it means that 5.8″, while average, is still small on the sliding scale of penis size. So while you might be adequate because your cock is withing that range, it makes it little more than mediocre. How’s that to take you to a whole new level of extreme humiliation?

Words like “tiny” and “penis” when used in the same sentence can sink an arrow through any man’s heart. Suggesting that a man has a small penis is the 1000 megaton device in a woman’s insult arsenal. It’s generally held in reserve, but it’s always there for any woman who really wants to lay waste to a man’s ego. Roseanne Barr once told reporters that her ex, Tom Arnold, had a small penis. To which Tom famously retorted: “Hey, even a 747 seems small when it’s flying in the Grand Canyon.” When Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey divorced, there was gossip about how he just couldn’t satisfy her, how his dinky dick didn’t live up to the pretty face. Just how many marriages have ended due to the sexual inadequacy of the husband?

Men, while often cruel in locker rooms, rarely throw the teenie peenie insult out, that’s pretty much the providence of women. Women normally provide that cruel coup d’grace when a male has pissed them off. Even large men flinch out of perhaps empathy when they hear women mercilessly teasing poor dinky dick about his lack of masculinity. Why do women so enjoy emasculating their males? Easy, because we can… and because no matter how catty we get with each other, one thing girls can all agree on is how small penises aren’t worth the time of day. Even if we don’t like the girl you’re dating, if we know you’re packing nothing in the pants, we’ll tell her. Why should she have to suffer for your sexual inadequacy?

As a woman who thouroughly enjoys eviscerating the male ego, small penis humiliation provides a fast, effective method of putting a man in his place. A sexual weapon that always finds its mark, it’s the sexual equivalent of an atom bomb! Sexual humiliation as a weapon is much more formidable when deployed by a woman. It might be OK for an attractive babe to express contempt for your character; but it’s another thing entirely for her to be contemptuous of your penis. You can call a chauvinist pig a chauvinist pig and most will smile proudly. But suggest, within earshot of others that he’s got a “little bitty dick” and his ego will deflate so fast you’ll hear the hissing sound.

So how do you feel about your little dick? Ashamed, proud, devastated? When did you first realize you didn’t measure up? How did you react? Inquiring Ms Lauren’s want to know. Call me tonight and let’s examine your fetish for cock mockery. I’m always here to listen, answer your questions about what women really think… and of course giggle at your obvious inadequacy!

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-601-6975
18 + Only! $2.50/minute with a 10 minute minimum
My Erotic Photo Gallery
lauren@enchantrixempire.com
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Dinky’s Small Cock Humiliation Session with a Fem Dom Mistress

Ms Lauren — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 02:44:01 +0000

Now all of you know just how much Ms Lauren adores small cock humiliation. Yes, sometimes it seems too easy, but there’s always those dinky little wankers who think I’m wrong about their 3 and a half inch wonderclit. Dinky is one such deluded, foolish teeny weenie. Dinky spends most of his time with my attempting to convince me that 3 and a half inches is enough for any woman. Of course that makes me laugh. I’ve informed him in no certain terms that size “DOES” matter. While his dinkster doesn’t exactly qualify for a micropenis, it isn’t that far off. So he spends precious moments begging for what can never be… to be inside my sweet pussy… As if!

So then I showed him a real cock, my 8″ pink strap on cock with the white leather harness. It’s jelly, so it looks adorable, but it’s an evil defiler of male virginity. My big girl cock takes great pride in popping open those tight little man-cunts. I love it when they moan beneath my thrusting attentions. I love it when they beg me to stop, then more when I pause for a moment. I know the complete emasculation a deep anal probe from a strap on cock. I know there’s the total humiliation of being pegged like a dirty little whore boy. So he cried when I made him bend over and take it so deeply. I told him I would fuck him so hard with my huge strap on cock he’d feel it all the way in his whore throat… in the end, when he shot his little puddle of goo… well, I made him lap it all up. So he did get to taste it after all, giggle!

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-601-6975
18 + Only! $2.50/minute with a 10 minute minimum
My Erotic Photo Gallery
lauren@enchantrixempire.com
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