Hi there, all you chronic masturbators & phone sex strokers, lol. I’m Empress Lauren and you can reach me at 1-800-601-6975 for female domination fantasy chat. My hours of availability are listed below. I do take appointments by email both during listed hours and after hours if our schedules don’t mesh. Just email me and ask and we can arrange a time that works for the both of us… and it’s a great way to reserve a block of my time on a very busy day!
All times listed are eastern standard time. Please keep in mind, I sometimes take tiny breaks during those time frames. Most likely I’ll be back within an hour or so. If you need to know when I’ll be back, please pm me on yahoo at empress.lauren. I may also be available at times other than those listed. If you need me and I’m not on, ask the dispatcher to get in touch with me. If I’m available at all, I will login to take your call. 
11/1 – 11/30 11 am until ?? If I’m not on, email me or pm me for your specail time!
If I’m on a call when you dial, ask the dispatcher to schedule a callback for the second I’m off my other call. It will connect you to me just as soon as I’m available again. I wouldn’t want you to miss out on that perfect session because someone else got their first… so cue up and make sure you get your femdom fix with me before some other lucky SOB beats you to the punch!
If you’re looking for something sweet… or bittersweet (lol) to wake you up, order a call from me at Wake Up Sexy! I love to wake my boys with either a sultry whisper or a harsh command, depending on my mood and your disposition. Email me to arrange the details… when you need to rise (in more ways than one, lol), why you need to wake and what you need to do once I’ve got you UP and about… there’s no better way to start your day than having your Mistress as your alarm clock… much more sensual and pleasant than a damned beeping clock, huh?
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