How often do you cradle that useless worm dick in your hand and coax it hard? Do you tease your button-nub like a clitty until it pokes up like a half-assed pup tent? Do you stroke it between a single finger and your thumb in an obvious mockery of male masturbation? How much of your spare time do you spend with your dinky dicklet demanding your full attention? Well, with all the free time you’ve got on your hands it’s no wonder you wank so often, now is it? Only the most chaste of relationships last with you… and it’s no wonder when she sees what you’re NOT hiding. No, you can’t look to anyone but you to pleasure your teeny peen. Poor little man!

Chronic Masturbation a Symptom of LDS

What’s LDS, you ask? It’s my own special acronym for “Little Dick Syndrome”, a sub-category of micro-penis for small cock humiliation purposes. Not only were you cursed with a cocklette, you can’t keep your hands off it! You’re actually aroused by the shame your sub-par penis provides. Your excitement grows at the slightest reminder of raucous laughter laid on by lusty ladies you thought to bed… who ALL thought different once the spied your teensie wiener. You almost nut in your pants at the mere suggestion someone knows your secret. You’ve got all the classic symptoms of LDS, darling!

Small Penis Humiliation as the Panacea

I’m sure you’re wondering just how we’ll cure such a devastating affliction. I’m sorry to say, your condition is terminal. That’s as big as your cute little dicklet’s going to get. There’s no magic pill or cream that will coax it to grow. You’re stuck with it, darling dink… the only thing to do now is learn to live with it, love it. Because no one else is going to. Frequent bouts of masturbation humiliation are actually recommended in the case of LDS. Wanking furiously mitigates the frustration of the unfuckable. So go ahead, pleasure your teeny peen all you like, but don’t orgasm. Remember, for such strenuous activity, you need the supervision of a professional. And when that urge becomes to much? Edge twice and call me now… or in the morning, lol!

Ms Lauren – Your Featured Phone Mistress Sunday, November 28th

Oh and don’t forget, I’m the Featured Mistress on Sunday, November 28th. Get free ten minutes of cock mockery with your sultry humiliatrix, Ms Lauren, if you’re a previous caller of LDW/Enchantrix. I can’t wait to cock tease your little dick into complete submission.

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-601-6975
18 + Only! $2.50/minute with a 10 minute minimum
My Erotic Photo Gallery
lauren@enchantrixempire.com
Follow me on Twitter: EmpressLauren

My Femdom Humiliation Blogs:
My Femdom Blog | Teased by Panties | Adventures In Cocksucking| Humiliation Nation

My Fetish Phone Sex Sites:
Be My Cuckold | Erotic Humiliation | Orgasmic Denial

Ahh, the perfect, mythical cock! I’m not one to objectify men, well, not much anyway, lol. But there’s a point when too small is too small, when too big is too big. So instead of becoming a huge nympho in my search for penile perfection, I’ve developed a scale for what I call Goldilocks Cocks. What’s that? Well, like the story… it’s not too big, it’s not too small, it’s JUUUSSSTTT right! Allow your phone Mistress to share and explain.

Small, Medium, Large… One Size Does NOT Fit All

The average male penis is 5.8″ in length. But do you really think I’m the kind of girl who enjoys average? No, while an average cock is respectable, it’s not impressive. Anything smaller runs the gamut between “an inch more I could have been a king, an inch less a queen” to the pathetically laughable micro-peens. If you’ve got more than average, don’t start getting cocky, lol. A freakishly huge cock is just as scary as a dinky dick. If confronted by a uterus rammer, I turn it down just as quickly. Hey, I never said I was a size queen!

The Perfect Penis Length

I’m always asked what I find to be the perfect penis length. Well, just like planet Earth in our solar system, my scale of penile perfection has its own Goldilocks Zone.  Little dicks are like Pluto or Eris, too small and they’d leave me cold. Freak cocks are like Mercury, really hot, but not conducive with life, lol. But the Goldilocks  Cock is somewhere in the middle, but not average in any way! The perfect length is in the 6 1/2″ to 8 1/2 ” range. Don’t get excited if that’s you… there’s more to consider!

Girth, The Not So Hidden Variable

Chodes do not excite me. Even if you’re beer can thick, it can’t make up for the stubby length. In the planet metaphor, chodes are like Mars. They’re almost there, but devoid of atmosphere, they lack charm and seem crude and vaguely alien.  They’re filling for a moment, but they never hit those itchy spots.

Pencil dicks are particularly amusing, especially the long ones. They’re like Venus, brimming with promise, but falling short of perfection. Narrow, skinny dicks really disappoint. A better use perhaps would be adding an ink well and using it as a ballpoint pen. What’s the use of going deep if you can’t touch the sides?

Now the Goldilocks Cock is a man’s cock. It fills the hand so that my fingers meet around it, they don’t overlap nor do they fall short. When it slides in my mouth, it’s a perfect fit. I can suck it slowly without feeling I’m choking. I can luxuriate in the feel of it. Delicious!

Cut vs. Uncut

I find both cut and  uncut cocks both suffer beautifully when teased and denied. But honestly, I love uncut cocks. Why? The head has its own protective shell and as a result, it’s extremely sensitive. I love to tease uncut men, they love sensual texture play and even the smallest touch elicits the most exciting sighs. Now, I have no problems with cut males. In fact, this is a variable factor in my quest for the Goldilocks Cock. I don’t discriminate because of circumcision. In fact, the nice thing about a cut cock is this… the very lack of sensitivity in a circumcised male gives him more stamina… in short, many a cut cock can go all night long… That’s always a plus

Just the Tip… Mushroom vs. Torpedo

Now both the Torpedo Tip and the Mushroom Head have their appeal. The Torpedo has a narrow head that’s a bit smaller or the same size as the shaft. The Mushroom head is flared and proud, swelling out from the cock shaft in perfect symmetry. The Torpedo is built for speed, a jack hammer of a cock that pushes ahead blindly to the inevitable end. The Mushroom is built for slow fucking, it plunges in, leaving the shaft to be grasped tightly with every thrust. So, another variable factor for Goldilocks status.

Where Does  Your Cock Fit In?

So now that you know where I stand in the quest for penile perfection, why don’t you tell me about YOUR cock! Even if your cock doesn’t fit into the Goldilocks Zone, it has it’s uses. If you’re too small to satisfy, I’m amused to mock you for your short comings and give you the small penis humiliation you crave. And big cocks? Like I said, they’re hot to look at… and I’d love to watch… and help you stroke it. Small, Medium, Large,  Just Right… truth is, I love ‘em all… for VERY different reasons.

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-601-6975
18 + Only! $2.50/minute with a 10 minute minimum
My Erotic Photo Gallery
lauren@enchantrixempire.com
Follow me on Twitter: EmpressLauren

My Femdom Humiliation Blogs:
My Femdom Blog | Teased by Panties | Adventures In Cocksucking| Humiliation Nation

My Fetish Phone Sex Sites:
Be My Cuckold | Erotic Humiliation | Orgasmic Denial

Perverted Pumpkin Contest for EE Members

Get your perverted thinking cap on and come up with a kinky porno pumpkin idea for your chance to win 5K in EE points. There are 5 perverted pumpkin categories but only one entry per person, please. You can submit your pumpkins right here on Enchantrix Empire and voting will commence Halloween Day and close at midnight. The categories for perverted pumpkins will be: Sexiest, Horniest, Prettiest, Scariest, and most Pornographic. Winners of the Perverted Pumpkin contest will be announced at at the stroke of midnight during Ms Ann’s Sinful Sundays radio show.

To enter your pumpkin into the contest simply go to the Hotter than “Hell”oween Group and go to the photos section…upload your picture to the album which it is being submitted for. And be sure to tag it with YOUR name so we know who submitted it. Be sure to vote on your favorite one for each category the Day of the event right here on EE *the polls will be put up at the start of the event and closed at 12 am.

Morphing the Mistresses

This game will be played in the chat room during the event, every hour Ms Constance will post a new morphed Mistress photo on her blog with two of the sexy ladies from ldw/enchantrix morphed together and the first chatter to correctly guess who both ladies are wins a FREE 15 minute text session with both of the Mistresses in the picture. Remember you have to be in chat to play so don’t miss your chance to have two sexy Mistresses all to yourself for 15 minutes of sexy chat!

Free Phone Sex

Once again Ms Ally is being generous with all of our Enchantrix members who join the event and spend at least one hour participating in chat and giving away ONE FREE 10 minute call with any lady of their choice!! You can add to your free 10 minutes if you wish but the free minutes are only valid during the event and can not be used on a later day. The free minutes are being offered for all of our Enchantrix Empire Members Only so if your not a member yet sign up before the event to qualify. **Please see Ms Constance in chat during the event on how to redeem the free 10 minute call**

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-601-6975
18 + Only! $2.50/minute with a 10 minute minimum
My Erotic Photo Gallery
lauren@enchantrixempire.com
Follow me on Twitter: EmpressLauren

My Femdom Humiliation Blogs:
My Femdom Blog | Teased by Panties | Adventures In Cocksucking| Humiliation Nation

My Fetish Phone Sex Sites:
Be My Cuckold | Erotic Humiliation | Orgasmic Denial

Your email:

You’ve seen the look of disappointment in her eyes when you’ve exposed your secret shame. You felt that hot rush of humiliation when she’s told you she’s seeing someone else, someone who could actually satisfy her. You’ve felt the erotic humiliation of being called out as a little dick… and you’ve liked it. In fact, it’s the only thing that arouses you now. You know your place in the world and you accept it as a natural consequence of not measuring up. The erotic thrill of small cock humiliation both emasculates and excites you. It’s the natural order of things.

It amuses me that men will blame women for knowing what they want. Men are so critical of women, it’s par for the course when you insult a woman for having little tits or a huge ass. You pick and choose the ladies you desire based on their physical attributes. Why should women be any different? Just because we nurture, just because we explore our emotions… well, some boys think we shouldn’t judge a man for his size and stamina.

But honestly? That’s not how the world works. In a perfect world every woman would be a pinup and every man would be hung like a porn star… but the world’s not perfect and neither are you. So deal with it and learn to love your little dick. You’re the only one who will, right? That’s why you call me for the kind of small cock humiliation phone sex you deserve…

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-601-6975
18 + Only! $2.50/minute with a 10 minute minimum
My Erotic Photo Gallery
lauren@enchantrixempire.com
Follow me on Twitter: EmpressLauren

My Femdom Humiliation Blogs:
My Femdom Blog | Teased by Panties | Adventures In Cocksucking| Humiliation Nation

My Fetish Phone Sex Sites:
Be My Cuckold | Erotic Humiliation | Orgasmic Denial

Your email:

We’ll be recording our own stories as well, so listen live on Cock Radio to hear those on July 24th… yet another reason to tune in and show your love for your favorite ladies. Here’s our Cock Radio schedule for that day… and we’ll also be in chat on Enchantrix Empire while we’re spinning those tunes and audios you love so very much.

Cock Radio Schedule:
MsSophia 12pm – 2pm
MsTia 2pm – 4pm
MsLauren 4pm – 6pm
MsConstance 6pm – 8pm
MsHunter 8pm – 10pm
MsSophia 10pm – 12am

So join us for International Femdom Day on July 24th. We’ll be opening the group up on Enchantrix Empire so you can add your thoughts, feelings and innermost desires to the very best femdoms in the world… the Ladies of Enchantrix/LDW. We look forward to seeing what you boys have in store… almost as much as you’re looking forward to a day spent with us! See you there!

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-601-6975
18 + Only! $2.50/minute with a 10 minute minimum
My Erotic Photo Gallery
lauren@enchantrixempire.com
Follow me on Twitter: EmpressLauren

My Femdom Humiliation Blogs:
My Femdom Blog | Teased by Panties | Adventures In Cocksucking| Humiliation Nation

My Fetish Phone Sex Sites:
Be My Cuckold | Erotic Humiliation | Orgasmic Denial

Your email:

What do you say to a little man who knows his place? You reinforce his need for small penis humiliation, of course. I mocked him for waiting patiently while she fucked around, ready for her on his knees when she came home with soaking panties. I goaded him by talking about creampies past… asking him questions about the biggest load he’d ever sucked from her gaping, aching pussy. He admitted he’d lost count of her lovers, but he’d watched a few times when she wanted to give her little man a little treat. His favorite was a big, black stud she fucked on occasion. When I asked him if he’d ever fluffed for her, he was silent… his shame almost audible over the phone line. I heard a little yes and laughed uproariously while he tugged on his dink.

Sometimes, small penis humiliation and forced bi humiliation go hand in hand when you’re dealing with a cuckie slut. I do so enjoy hearing the erotic confessions of boys too small to be men… and how much they adore being cuckolded by the women they love. Why don’t you share your shame with me tonight? I know you have those secrets deep inside you’re aching to share… call me and tell me all of them.

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-601-6975
18 + Only! $2.50/minute with a 10 minute minimum
My Erotic Photo Gallery
lauren@enchantrixempire.com
Follow me on Twitter: EmpressLauren

My Femdom Humiliation Blogs:
My Femdom Blog | Teased by Panties | Adventures In Cocksucking| Humiliation Nation

My Fetish Phone Sex Sites:
Be My Cuckold | Erotic Humiliation | Orgasmic Denial

Your email:

What better music to your ears than my teasing, taunting laugh when you first expose your secret shame? What better way to learn to love your little dick than to offer it up to a femdom Mistress who understands that while size matters, there’s other ways two finger strokers can satisfy a woman. Case in point, the pressure’s off you to sexually please with your prick. Now you can practice with your tongue and learn some mad pussy licking skills. I’m sure there’s nothing you love more than easing your face right in and licking her sweet pussy and providing her with the pleasure your cock fails to provide.

I’m feeling rather generous with you dinksters tonight… maybe it’s that general feeling of holiday good will. Or perhaps my sense of humor is more honest than truly cruel, though I’m sure some of my phone sex humiliation callers would disagree. Who knows? But if I don’t talk to you before the big day, Merry Christmas, dinksters! Enjoy your holidays and learn to love your little dick. You know I’m always here to help you out with that… just a phone call away!

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-601-6975
18 + Only! $2.50/minute with a 10 minute minimum
My Erotic Photo Gallery
lauren@enchantrixempire.com
Follow me on Twitter: EmpressLauren

My Femdom Humiliation Blogs
Ms Lauren’s Femdom Blog | Humiliation Nation | Forced Bi Mistress | Teased by Panties