Cock Mocked

M called this weekend. What makes that so memorable? M has an average size cock, about 6 inches long. Unfortunately, M also has a pencil dick. It’s so thin he can barely touch the inside of his wife’s pussy. She’s long bemoaned marrying such a sexually inadequate man. So he calls me, wondering what he should do. Of course there’s not much a narrow little wiener like his. So I advised him to purchase his horny wife and long, thick dildo and to use it on her as often as possible. And now? M is sexually denied by his wife as she’s discovered his dinky dick does absolutely nothing for her hungry cunt. She’s considering cuckolding her small cocked hubby and even finding the perfect chastity belt to be sure he doesn’t continue down his path of perpetual masturbation. As afraid as M is of the options both his wife and I have given in, something tells me he’s wanking more than ever over the thought of total power exchange, total orgasm control from such beautiful, powerful women. It’s a dream cum true for such a submissive little man like M….

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I had a small cock humiliation call today that made me laugh out loud. I spoke with a 29 year old virgin with a three inch clit dick. While that’s humorous enough, our conversation quickly evolved with each successive sph confession. When he told me only two women had ever seen his pathetic pin dick, I laughed. When he told me those two women were his cousin and his sister, I was rolling in the floor. What’s more, he earned his nickname Fingerbang by telling me what happened after.

He claimed his relatives both laughed, but felt sorry for him and gave him a pity hand job. But wait, how can a three inch cock even get a hand job? Don’t you have to fill a hand to call it that. When I asked him if they’d given him said hand job with finger and thumb, of course he admitted that was the sad, sad case. What a worthless little small dicked loser boy! Not only is his cock too small to satisfy anyone at all, he has to go all inbred on me! I’d have pinched the useless appendage off had I been a relative and he exposed his teenie weenie to me. Who does that?

Needless to say, I did NOT feel the least bit sorry for this small penis humiliation caller. In fact, I suggested he participate in further cock humiliation but to have the balls to take it outside the family. Thank god he’s too tiny to impregnate anyone, small dicked men should all take themselves out of the gene pool.

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

I was talking to a friend the other day who was discussing her new boyfriend. While he was pretty well hung, she confided that his stamina left much to be desired. And by the time their tryst was over, sexual humiliation was on her mind. On their first sexual experience, she’d been excited to realize that he had a thick, straight eight inch cock. She’d went down on him eagerly and sucked him to full hardness. He, of course, reciprocated with a nice long flick job until she spasmed and throbbed to his slippery tongue and she orgasmed so well she was sure their fuck would be one of which legends were made. Much to her dispappointment, their intercourse consisted on less than a minutes thrusting on his part before he left a mess on her pussy, not even inside! The cad didn’t even bother to apologizing, rolling over and going to sleep, assuming without asking she was so blown away with his cunninlingus she wouldn’t mind his performance left everything to be desired.

Of course, my friend being the femdom Mistress she is woke him up and booted him out. The selfish lover was both confused and belligerent, convinced of his sexual superiority. She informed him in no uncertain terms that oral skill did not make up for lack of stamina… and that until he could make it last long enough to make her orgasm vaginally, he shouldn’t bother calling. He left in a huff, calling her a bitch… a cunt, which of course she valued as a compliment. A femdom bitch demands what she wants for herself, nothing less. And a cunt is a woman uncontrolled by male values, so what was the insult? Failing to satisfy my friends sexual desires and expecting thanks for it.

Men should learn the only proper way to satisfy a woman is to ask what she needs and give it to her. If a man can’t do that, then guess what? He deserves to be cock mocked!

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Welcome to those small of penis, sexually inadequate, limp of dick and any other generally pathetic wanker boy who happened to stumble into my den of humiliating iniquity! So while some might leave you wondering exactly what the purpose of a blog is, I’m wonderfully straightforward of purpose… my mission is to mock your cock. Now you might say, Lauren… my cock is big enough to satisfy… but we both know you’re lying. If you were big enough, if you were good enough… and if you were man enough, well you wouldn’t be here, now would you? Small cock humiliation is your thing… and luckily, mine as well.

I’m sure at some point in your life you’ve felt the shameful thrill of humiliation as some slight to your slight member aroused you to near orgasm. I’m that first girl that found your genitalia more than a little humorous and couldn’t hide it. I’m that girl that shaped your sexual life, convincing you to settle for scraps because your weren’t good enough for much than hand me downs. You’ve gratefully accepted sloppy seconds because you’ve always known compared to the REAL men, you’re second best… at best, lol. At worst? You’re a pathetic waste of cock flesh who’s never satisfied anyone your entire life but yourself. And now that you’ve found me? You have a new reason to be… to amuse me with your pathetic pin dick. That, little man, is what Cock Mocked is all about. Enjoy!

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com