How Often Do You Jerk Off, Little Man?
How often do you cradle that useless worm dick in your hand and coax it hard? Do you tease your button-nub like a clitty until it pokes up like a half-assed pup tent? Do you stroke it between a single finger and your thumb in an obvious mockery of male masturbation? How much of your spare time do you spend with your dinky dicklet demanding your full attention? Well, with all the free time you’ve got on your hands it’s no wonder you wank so often, now is it? Only the most chaste of relationships last with you… and it’s no wonder when she sees what you’re NOT hiding. No, you can’t look to anyone but you to pleasure your teeny peen. Poor little man!
Chronic Masturbation a Symptom of LDS
What’s LDS, you ask? It’s my own special acronym for “Little Dick Syndrome”, a sub-category of micro-penis for small cock humiliation purposes. Not only were you cursed with a cocklette, you can’t keep your hands off it! You’re actually aroused by the shame your sub-par penis provides. Your excitement grows at the slightest reminder of raucous laughter laid on by lusty ladies you thought to bed… who ALL thought different once the spied your teensie wiener. You almost nut in your pants at the mere suggestion someone knows your secret. You’ve got all the classic symptoms of LDS, darling!
Small Penis Humiliation as the Panacea
I’m sure you’re wondering just how we’ll cure such a devastating affliction. I’m sorry to say, your condition is terminal. That’s as big as your cute little dicklet’s going to get. There’s no magic pill or cream that will coax it to grow. You’re stuck with it, darling dink… the only thing to do now is learn to live with it, love it. Because no one else is going to. Frequent bouts of masturbation humiliation are actually recommended in the case of LDS. Wanking furiously mitigates the frustration of the unfuckable. So go ahead, pleasure your teeny peen all you like, but don’t orgasm. Remember, for such strenuous activity, you need the supervision of a professional. And when that urge becomes to much? Edge twice and call me now… or in the morning, lol!
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I masterbate my tiny 3 inch cock in my wifes panties every time she goes out and I look up my sissy and cock sites on my computer,I do it as many times as I can before she comes home ,I have even masterbated on web cam on some masterbating sites getting hot over not knowing who is watching me masterbate and eat my cum and them seeing it is so tiny I only use two fingers and a thumb,I usually put my wifes dildo up my ass as I masterbate ,dont know how many people havee watched me