You Might Be a Dinkster, Small Penis Humiliation Fun

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Ms Whitney and I were enjoying all our lovely chatters tonight during Cock Mockery at Community Kink. If you’ve never attended, we mock the member for lots of laughs and invite our chatters to share the recently humiliating events in their life. We get the usual questions… like what qualifies as a small cock. There are lots of ways to know this… but the main one is that if you have to ask, then it’s too small. You never have males wondering if their penis is too big, now do you, lol? Along those lines, we were making up “You might be a dinkster” jokes. I thought I would share a bit of the fun with you… and a few I created on my own. So if you’re into small penis humiliation and think you might just be a dinkster, then read on…

1. If your rubber pussy laughs at you and asks “Is that all you’ve got?”… you might be a dinky dick.

2. If you order a super tight flesh light and it still won’t grip you… you might be a pencil clitty.

3. If your squatty little peen is broader than it is long… you might be a choad, lol. (Thought I’d throw that one in there!)

4. If you’ve ever had to put a rubber band around your condom to keep it on, you might be a teeny peen.

5. If you can fit your dicklet inside a toilet paper roll… then it falls off… you ARE a dinkster!

6. If she asks you in the heat of the moment, “Is it in yet?”… yeah, you’re sporting a baby dick.

7. If you have to round up when you measure it just to feel better about yourself, you might be a clit dick.

8. If anyone’s ever laughed when you dropped your pants and asked for a magnifying glass, you’re far too small to satisfy.

9. If you have to ask if it’s too small, then yeah… it’s far too small.

Feel free to comment and add your own… this is a rough copy. Did you recognize yourself there, sport? Yeah… I kinda thought so or you wouldn’t enjoy my blog so very much, now would you? I’ll be you’re reading it right now while your hot wife’s out fucking a real man. Most cuckold husbands are dinksters… if they could satisfy their ladies, they’d be at home all snuggled up in the cold, cold weather, right? Learn to love, learn to laugh at your teenise peensie. Save yourself a lot of heartache and accept your limitations, little man. For your own small penis humiliation phone sex session, give me a call. I love mocking your cock…

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