(480): Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
(707): so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife’s mouth before?
(713): You American Chicks are so confusing….1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
(954): Dude its not just American chicks…a small penis is the same in every language
(408): ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me.
(757): I’m so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
(530): 69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle.
(727): He wouldn’t know what to do with his penis even if they made a “how to get a blowjob for dummies” guide
(617): I just found out I have a small penis.
(781): Couldn’t you tell by how you’ve NEVER had a girlfriend?
(325): Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
(586): My penis is bigger than his and I don’t even have a penis.
(203): you’d think he’d be slightly more humble with a penis that small
(858): I’ve rolled joints bigger than that penis.
(651): nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent.
(908): My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
(408): I told him it was like a man’s penis, but smaller.
(406): also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome).
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