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Ode to the Little Dick

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Ode to the Little Dick

What small wonder does your Mistress see
Peeking out and watching me?
It seems far to small to be your dick
Let’s shed some light, that does the trick.
Showing me that secret shame
Makes your cheeks burn and flame.
The laughter starts, but you don’t shrink.
You love the way I taunt your dink.
You clitty swells in [...]

Poor Little Dink, She Laughed At You, Didn’t She?

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So you took her out this weekend in an attempt to wine, dine and 69 your super hot date. But their were pieces of information she was missing in your sexual resume, weren’t there? You never gave her one clue that you were lacking, did you? You never told her about your little ‘problem’… so [...]

Mocking the Cock… or Not

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Some boys have what it takes to make a woman cum… unfortunately you aren’t one of them as evidenced by your presence here on a small cock humiliation site. Fortunately though, there are those big dicked strokers who I give high praise to… I had the pleasure of witnessing a huge cock stroking for my [...]

How Small is Too Small… a Primer on Penis Size Humiliation

I’m often asked by hopeful wankers how small is too small. Myself? I prefer something substantial, but not freakishly huge. What I call a Goldilocks Cock is around seven to eight inches in length, three to four inches in girth. It’s not too big, not too small, it’s just right… well for me anyway, but [...]

Rosie Palm and Her 5 Sisters… the Only Girls In Your Life

So you’ve spent you’re day entertaining Rosie and her 2 sisters… the other three were S.O.L. (shit outta luck) because their was no penis for them. In fact, your palm engulfed it and you barely needed your fingers at all. Or for the truly pathetic stroker sluts, you rubbed your nub like a chick discovering [...]

Small Penis Enlargement Supplements are a Pipe Dream for Teenie Peens

So you get the ads every day in your spam… and you’re wondering if penis enlargement pills just might be the answer to all your troubles. You see Smiling Bob on an Enzyte commercial and you get excited that someone else solved your small penis problem for you. They couldn’t give it away if it [...]