Cock Mocked

I had a small cock humiliation call today that made me laugh out loud. I spoke with a 29 year old virgin with a three inch clit dick. While that’s humorous enough, our conversation quickly evolved with each successive sph confession. When he told me only two women had ever seen his pathetic pin dick, I laughed. When he told me those two women were his cousin and his sister, I was rolling in the floor. What’s more, he earned his nickname Fingerbang by telling me what happened after.

He claimed his relatives both laughed, but felt sorry for him and gave him a pity hand job. But wait, how can a three inch cock even get a hand job? Don’t you have to fill a hand to call it that. When I asked him if they’d given him said hand job with finger and thumb, of course he admitted that was the sad, sad case. What a worthless little small dicked loser boy! Not only is his cock too small to satisfy anyone at all, he has to go all inbred on me! I’d have pinched the useless appendage off had I been a relative and he exposed his teenie weenie to me. Who does that?

Needless to say, I did NOT feel the least bit sorry for this small penis humiliation caller. In fact, I suggested he participate in further cock humiliation but to have the balls to take it outside the family. Thank god he’s too tiny to impregnate anyone, small dicked men should all take themselves out of the gene pool.

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com