Cock Mocked

So you took her out this weekend in an attempt to wine, dine and 69 your superhot date. But their were pieces of information she was missing in your sexual resume, weren’t there? You never gave her one clue that you were lacking, did you? You never told her about your little ‘problem’… so when the moment of truth came, honestly, how did you expect it to end? I know you really thought you could do it this time. I mean, really… you aren’t that small. There’s no reason you shouldn’t have been able to pleasure her. But that traitorous penis of yours acted up again, didn’t it? Just a simple touch of her hand and it got waaay ahead of the pace of your lovemaking. She wanted soft, deep kisses and lots of foreplay. But you couldn’t handle that… No, you lack the sexual control to deny your orgasm long enough to give a woman that kind of pleasure… and now, she knows it, too.

You know you cum far too quickly. Why do you think we couldn’t be together? Oh, you knew, it was obvious when you got into my pants that first time and your pony collapsed before leaving the gate. I laughed, too, remember, when I saw the tell-tale wet spot on the front of your pants. I didn’t even touch it and it went off like a hand grenade from your sense of excitement. Worthless having such a cock, really. I mean you have the equipment to get the job done, you have the looks, the skills… hell, when you wank the bastard off it lasts forever. But since you can’t even get it out of your pants before you make your sperm deposit, you have little chance of finding a woman who won’t laugh at your pathetic penis.

There’s nothing more ballshrinkingly humiliating than a man who can’t do the deed. Worse than being impotent, your cock gives you the illusion of power that your balls just can’t back up. So give it up. If you’re so worried about the laughter, then give up. Just develop a healthy relationship with your right hand, left when you want some strange… and stop wasting the time of women who clearly see you as something you’re not. Face it, they’re going to know your every sexual inadequacy soon enough. So just jerk your cock off and resign yourself to a lifetime of chronic masturbation. It’s the right thing to do.

Some boys have what it takes to make a woman cum… unfortunately you aren’t one of them as evidenced by your presence here on a small cock humiliation site. Fortunately though, there are those big dicked strokers who I give high praise to… I had the pleasure of witnessing a huge cock stroking for my pleasure the other day. Since most of my phone sex callers are under-endowed, it was quite a treat for your femdom Mistress to watch a real man stroke his bone. I was suprised by the beauty of his cock, so thick and straight.  He trimmed his fur really close, so there was no unsightly bush. While it’s funny to see a three inch wonder poking out of a black forest, an attractive prick seems out of place hiding in a jungle.

So tell me about your cock… would I mock it… or not? Do you measure up to the high standards of a woman who’s had many well endowed lovers. Women like me don’t give pencil dicks, dinks or limpy mcgees the time of day. And woe to those who cum before they get it out. That makes me laugh, but it doesn’t make me want you sexually. Perhaps if you’re one of the poor mocked masses you can have a place at my feet. You can always rub it through your panties while I regale you with last night’s white hot fuck fest. Perhaps if you amuse me enough I’ll make you my cuckold slut and give you a chance to eat creampie…

I’m often asked by hopeful wankers how small is too small. Myself? I prefer something substantial, but not freakishly huge. What I call a Goldilocks Cock is around seven to eight inches in length, three to four inches in girth. It’s not too big, not too small, it’s just right… well for me anyway, but I’ve never claimed to be a size queen. But keep in mind, dinky dicks, many women are. Five and a half inches is average. That’s not speculation, that’s a scientific fact. Italian men have the largest cocks, Asians the smallest. The average girth it 2 and a half inches. For me, anything under 6″ is worthy of a healthy cock mockery… though larger penises also have their problems. Those giganto cocks? Many of them have blood flow problems and don’t get hard enough for my liking. Size is not the only complication a man might have, though it’s arguably the most obvious.

I’m not sure why you wouldn’t know if your penis was too small. Face it, from an early age boys check out each other’s junk. Our society prides itself on praising superior men, alpha males. A beta male might not be small, but he’s certainly not as aggressive and dominant. The Omega males is the obviously inferior specimen of the bunch, smaller, weaker and easily dominated by the more dominant males and females of the group. What category do you fall into? When you’re honestly analyzing your sexual prowess you should keep in mind that it’s not merely size that makes a man superior, so even if you’re thinking you don’t deserve small cock humiliation… well, let’s just say there’s a hundred and one reasons you most likely don’t measure up to my high standards.

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

So you’ve spent you’re day entertaining Rosie and her 2 sisters… the other three were S.O.L. (shit outta luck) because their was no penis for them. In fact, your palm engulfed it and you barely needed your fingers at all. Or for the truly pathetic stroker sluts, you rubbed your nub like a chick discovering her clitty for the first time. You didn’t get laid, your phone didn’t ring and you know why… there isn’t a woman in the world who wants your insubstantial little niblet of cock meat. Well, that’s what you tell me it is anyway, you can say it’s a cock all you want to, but you’ll never make a woman who’s seen a real man believe that. So why bother, right? Why take yourself out there to experience the shame of small penis humiliation?

You never get a second chance, do you? You wine and dine that special gal, keep it light… keep it out of the bedroom for a while. I mean you want her to know you care before you bed her, right? You’re old fashioned that way, lol… or so you say. The truth is after a night of lack luster passion with you and your dinky dick, there’s never another date. So you milk the companionship as long as you can. You falsely advertise your sexual prowess and pray she’ll like you enough when you fail to satisfy that she’ll continue your budding relationship. But it never happens, does it, little man?

In fact, that’s exactly why you’re alone tonight browsing extreme humiliation phone sex sites. Rosie and her sisters there are the only ladies in your life… for now and for the foreseeable future. Unless there’s some miracle operation in the works to extend you from the pathetic range to average, well, let’s just say Rosie’s gonna be your special girl for a long, long time… so treat her right… she’s the only one who wants to touch your little dick… and truthfully, she’d leave to if only she could. Aww, it’s all right… you’ve still got me if mocking laughter at your obvious shortcomings is what you need… and that’s why you’re here, darling. Learn to love it… I know I do!

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

So you get the ads every day in your spam… and you’re wondering if penis enlargement pills just might be the answer to all your troubles. You see Smiling Bob on an Enzyte commercial and you get excited that someone else solved your small penis problem for you. They couldn’t give it away if it didn’t work, right? RIGHT? Wrong, little wanker-bator. It’s not going to happen. Those enlargement pills and supplements are merely a pipe dream for the teenie peens of the world. They work on the classic principles of quackery… they con you into believing that taking a pill or two a day will make your dick grow when it hasn’t since puberty. Not only that, but they’re counting on your small cock humiliation to assure you never, ever return their product out of shame and embarrassment. But you’re used to that, now aren’t you little one?

Face it, there’s no cure for what’s ailing you. Your cock is small, inadequate, useless, worthless… and there’s not a thing in the world you can do about it. There’s no surgery to save you, no pill to cure you, you’re merely what you’ve always been… a tiny little man hoping against hope that something will change. They feed off your dream to be a real man, but we both know that’s just not going to happen. You should accept your place in the world, beg your wife to cuckold you as you deserve and wank away… no one else is gonna do that for you either.

If you’re a little man or merely in need of some wicked humiliation phone sex fun, visit my hosted chat with MsWhitney every Monday night at 9pm EST at Community Kink. The theme of our chat is Cock Mockery… not merely for the small, of course… but humiliation is the order of the day. Come join in the fun!

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Alone again tonight, little man.. ogling all the femdom Mistresses? Can’t take your eyes away from your secret indulgence? Slack jawed and drooling over dominant divas dreaming of mocking laughter? Long red fingernails pointing, mocking your manhood? Is it any wonder you’ll never be more than wanker? Your main ambition in life is getting your little dick off. It’s too small, you know, I know it, hell… EVERYONE knows it! That’s why all the other guys are out getting laid and you’re home alone, again, jerkin’ the gherkin.

Who else would have your pathetic little peen but Rosey and what two of her sisters? Don’t tell me it fills your hand, I know better. I want to see it, I want to view it live so I might give you the kind of cock mockery you deserve. Show me your sad and shameful little dicklet and know the joy of extreme humiliation. Feel the hot wash of embarrassment and exposure, knowing I’m reveling in your panicked whimpers. You can’t help but harden, you can’t run away. You’re nude, exposed, caught and we both know it. I have you in my power now, you and your tiny dick. Now all that’s left is to call all my friends so we might use you together.

Imagine yourself  nude in a room full of clothed women, each of us a skilled CFNM humiliatrix. Imagine how complete your humiliation will feel as you’re brought down to size and made to realize you aren’t the man you think you are, never have been, never will be… But there’s no reason in the world you can’t enjoy that hot rush of shame. Don’t resist, wank for me, show me what a good little slut you can be when you have nothing left to lose!

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

We both know your cock is sad, pathetic and will never satisfy anyone but yourself… and I have my doubts about that. I see how you look at all those men at the gym and I know it’s not envy… it’s jealousy I could have any of them I wanted and you with your dinky dick could do nothing at all to stop me. Or maybe it’s more than that… perhaps you don’t envy them for their ability to make me cum, you envy ME because I can get all the cock that I want. While you, on the other hand, can barely get yours to rise to attention. And I know all about your forced bi fantasies. A heterosexual man doesn’t drool when he sees a buff stud in tight pants with his junk on display. You can’t hide it from me, I see all.

So in addition to your love for small cock humiliation, I know you crave to be manhandled by a real man. You need to feel a thick, throbbing cock between your lips. I’ll make you stand in the center of an empty room as I escort ten large men inside. They see you standing there naked and they’re laughing at you. They are the tools I’ll use to measure just how inadequate you are. Each will stand before you and present his huge cock and you’ll hold yours up by comparison. Over and over you’ll feel the sweet thrill of extreme humiliation as you know you’re the smallest boy in the room. And the penalty you’ll pay? You’ll suck off all cocks that are bigger than you… so that means all of them, huh, dinky dick? Enjoy…

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

Yeah, it’s long enough to be considered average, but really… did you think something so narrow and thin would impress anyone? You’re what’s commonly known as a “pencil dick”. I use the analogy that men like you prove god has a sense of humor. Why else would he bless you with the length of a real man, but the girth of a child? While you might not be such a huge target for small cock humiliation, truth is, you still aren’t a man. There’s nothing more disappointing for a woman than bedding down with a male who’s girth is far too thin to hit all her “itchy spots”. You might get in her pants, true, but only once… and then she’s off telling all her friends just how pathetic you are.

So what do boys like you do to take the edge off your complete emasculation? Do you posture and pose and do your damndest to act like a real man knowing you don’t measure up? Do you feel like you’re better off than the dinky dicklets I’m sure you mock to hide your own inadequacy? Most of you that mock and taunt the men that are “sissy slut” or “effeminate” secretly long for mockery yourself, don’t you? Your scorn comes from knowing you’re just like them. You merely hide your inadequacy better. Don’t inflate your ego thinking your better than they are, you’re not. You’re still a pencil dicked bitch boy who’ll never satisfy a woman, you’re just not equipped. Encourage your lady to cuckold you, just once if your ego won’t allow you otherwise… you’ll never be able to deny what you are after that… trust me. Humility is good for the soul and a pencil dick like you needs that!

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com

So you always thought you were cock of the walk, now didn’t you? You thought you were a masculine alpha male, the master of your own destiny. You exuded confidence, charm, charisma… that is until you had a woman who knew better. It was harder fooling those women of the world, wasn’t it? They were used to bigger, they were used to better. This was your first taste of small cock humiliation… and surprisingly enough, you liked it. While lying with your whitebread, vanilla girlfriends who let you live a lie, you couldn’t stop thinking of that bitch that showed you up. And you knew it was true… did you dare to seek her out? That one person who made you face up to the fact you weren’t such a big man after all?

Of course you didn’t, but you did indulge in a furious wankfest like the compulsive masturbator you are. You closed your eyes and remembered each note of her mocking laughter, the cruel words she used to disparage your dicklet and before you knew it, you were cumming all over yourself at the thought of your extreme humiliation. Everything changed then, didn’t it? You finally understood you weren’t an alpha male at all, you were barely a man, beta at best. Soon you realize that being a little dicked boy meant you should accept a cuckold lifestyle with a woman who realized exactly what you are and knew just how to treat you.

So don’t keep hiding, don’t keep suppressing your desire to revel in your humiliation. I’m always here to listen, to help you move into the lifestyle changes you deserve. Don’t keep inflicting your small penis on unwitting women… no embrace your inferiority and join the Cock Mocked!

Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com