I could tell by his voice when he called me that he lacked the kind of confidence a real man has. It came as no surprise when he admitted his dinky dick was a mere 3 and a half inches. When he told me he’d been married for almost twenty years, I thought poor wifey… so I had to giggle when he made his second confession… his lovely hotwife had been cuckolding him for most of their marriage. She’d been a bit wild before and had gotten used to the feel of a throbbing hard cock… something her teensie little hubby simply couldn’t provide. He did provide comfort and security… and allowed her adventures since he knew how he truly lacked the ability to please her.
What do you say to a little man who knows his place? You reinforce his need for small penis humiliation, of course. I mocked him for waiting patiently while she fucked around, ready for her on his knees when she came home with soaking panties. I goaded him by talking about creampies past… asking him questions about the biggest load he’d ever sucked from her gaping, aching pussy. He admitted he’d lost count of her lovers, but he’d watched a few times when she wanted to give her little man a little treat. His favorite was a big, black stud she fucked on occasion. When I asked him if he’d ever fluffed for her, he was silent… his shame almost audible over the phone line. I heard a little yes and laughed uproariously while he tugged on his dink.
Sometimes, small penis humiliation and forced bi humiliation go hand in hand when you’re dealing with a cuckie slut. I do so enjoy hearing the erotic confessions of boys too small to be men… and how much they adore being cuckolded by the women they love. Why don’t you share your shame with me tonight? I know you have those secrets deep inside you’re aching to share… call me and tell me all of them.
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Yes, it’s small. There’s no help for that. You buy penis enlargement pills expecting some huge payoff… but deep down you know it’s a scam. You know there’s nothing you can do to make your little dick bigger. You’re stuck with what nature and genetics gave you. Why get depressed about it? Sure, you’re not going to get laid anytime soon; and even if you do, you’re going to be the only one getting off. Don’t be sad about it… it’s just the way you’re made. You should learn to love your little dick and enjoy the shame small penis humiliation so obviously provides.
What better music to your ears than my teasing, taunting laugh when you first expose your secret shame? What better way to learn to love your little dick than to offer it up to a femdom Mistress who understands that while size matters, there’s other ways two finger strokers can satisfy a woman. Case in point, the pressure’s off you to sexually please with your prick. Now you can practice with your tongue and learn some mad pussy licking skills. I’m sure there’s nothing you love more than easing your face right in and licking her sweet pussy and providing her with the pleasure your cock fails to provide.
I’m feeling rather generous with you dinksters tonight… maybe it’s that general feeling of holiday good will. Or perhaps my sense of humor is more honest than truly cruel, though I’m sure some of my phone sex humiliation callers would disagree. Who knows? But if I don’t talk to you before the big day, Merry Christmas, dinksters! Enjoy your holidays and learn to love your little dick. You know I’m always here to help you out with that… just a phone call away!
Ms Whitney and I were enjoying all our lovely chatters tonight during Cock Mockery at Community Kink. If you’ve never attended, we mock the member for lots of laughs and invite our chatters to share the recently humiliating events in their life. We get the usual questions… like what qualifies as a small cock. There are lots of ways to know this… but the main one is that if you have to ask, then it’s too small. You never have males wondering if their penis is too big, now do you, lol? Along those lines, we were making up “You might be a dinkster” jokes. I thought I would share a bit of the fun with you… and a few I created on my own. So if you’re into small penis humiliation and think you might just be a dinkster, then read on…
1. If your rubber pussy laughs at you and asks “Is that all you’ve got?”… you might be a dinky dick.
2. If you order a super tight flesh light and it still won’t grip you… you might be a pencil clitty.
3. If your squatty little peen is broader than it is long… you might be a choad, lol. (Thought I’d throw that one in there!)
4. If you’ve ever had to put a rubber band around your condom to keep it on, you might be a teeny peen.
5. If you can fit your dicklet inside a toilet paper roll… then it falls off… you ARE a dinkster!
6. If she asks you in the heat of the moment, “Is it in yet?”… yeah, you’re sporting a baby dick.
7. If you have to round up when you measure it just to feel better about yourself, you might be a clit dick.
8. If anyone’s ever laughed when you dropped your pants and asked for a magnifying glass, you’re far too small to satisfy.
9. If you have to ask if it’s too small, then yeah… it’s far too small.
Feel free to comment and add your own… this is a rough copy. Did you recognize yourself there, sport? Yeah… I kinda thought so or you wouldn’t enjoy my blog so very much, now would you? I’ll be you’re reading it right now while your hot wife’s out fucking a real man. Most cuckold husbands are dinksters… if they could satisfy their ladies, they’d be at home all snuggled up in the cold, cold weather, right? Learn to love, learn to laugh at your teenise peensie. Save yourself a lot of heartache and accept your limitations, little man. For your own small penis humiliation phone sex session, give me a call. I love mocking your cock…
Some of you boys crave small cock humiliation even though you’re better endowed than most. It’s in the male nature to want what he can’t have. To fantasize that he’s inadequate adds a special kind of spice to this kind of call. It’s not about reality… it’s about what he’s feeling inside. Perhaps he knows he fails his lovers in other ways so he chooses this path to emasculation so he won’t have to deal with the real issue. Perhaps he doesn’t stay hard when he’s inside her… or he comes to quickly. So while his equipment is perfectly adequate, other aspects of his sexual repertoire need some work.
When his fantasy is merely to be humiliated in a way he’d never experience in real life, I do my best to make him feel just as small and worthless as his lesser brothers. I figure he deserves that hot rush of shame as much as any dinky dick. But when he wants to uncover exactly why he’s feeling the need, I delve a bit deeper. I ask probing questions concerning all aspects of his sexual life. How often does he masturbate? How often does he have sex? Are his lovers satisfied? Do they come back for seconds? Is he a chronic masturbator? All these things impact the nature of any phone sex fantasy we create. I tailor each and every phone humiliation call to my submissive’s particular fantasy and needs.
Do you have some inadequacy that leaves you feeling like a tiny little man? Call me tonight… I’m on most days from noon until 1am EST… and I’m always ready to mock your cock… large or small.
My series of small cock humiliation confessions has become quite popular. I have boys writing every day to confess the size of their dicklet leaves much to be desired. Though most of the erotic confessions are one liners with a quick summary of their shortcomings, I do post the ones who leave a bit more. So if you’d like to confess your humiliating secrets, please send me more than “I have a baby dick and my wife cuckolds me.” Here’s the kind of confession I love to see.
My first experience with small cock humiliation came in the usual way. I was in the locker room showering. I’d waited until the other boys cleared out so they wouldn’t see. Some of the guys came back in to their lockers and happened to see a quick flash of my inferior penis and told everyone. Knowing the girls in my classes were laughing at me left me hard. That’s the first time I was kind of glad. I don’t think I could have took them all laughing because I got a stiffy from their cruel words.
My limp dick is about two inches, hard it grow to three. My first wife cuckolded me with a black man. She would come in after a night with him bragging about his size and stamina. She finished the job the girls in high school started by letting me know in no uncertain terms that no woman wanted a man with a little dick. I encouraged her to bring her lover home and I’m ashamed to say I enjoyed watching them. I even cleaned her up after. She called me a pussy for doing that and eventually left me for another man.
After my divorced, I never remarried. I’ve not dated much either. Every time a woman sees my dick I don’t get a second date. I thought of playing hard to get so they’d want to go out, but I know eventually my secret will be exposed. It’s not worth the bother. I’m a small dicked loser and I don’t deserve pussy.
I’m not the first woman who’s laughed at you… I won’t be the last. You were born to have your small cock humiliated. You were jipped in the cosmic penis lottery, weren’t you there, sport? It’s short, it’s thin and it just can’t harden up to factory specifications. Fact is, if you were on an assembly line? Well, you and I both know they’d throw your pathetic little worm into the reject pile! Lucky for you, you’re a human… we don’t do that. Well, we do, but the reject pile that women throw you into is far, far different. Rather than being dumped as waste, you’re put in the unenviable position of languishing in neglect. Unless you find a woman willing to make a cuckold of you, you’ll never know the sweet touch of a female hand… well unless she has no self respect and is merely throwing you a pity fuck… it’s not like you’re going to damage her precious pussy with your inch long wonder worm!
Consigned to the bottom of the sexual heap your only consolation lies in chronic masturbation. But sometimes even your fingers wish they had something more substantial to stroke. The two fingers you rub it with are even bored with your baby dick, aren’t they? Such a worthless little thing, too small to be a man, too big to be a cute little nubbie wub… So what will you do to make up for your lack of sexual credentials, little man? Learn to lick like a pro? Even that doesn’t make up for what you’re lacking… an orgasm that comes from a flick job is nothing compared to hard, deep thrusting… but you know nothing of that outside of pornos… So what do you do… what do you do? Learn to love the laughter, dink… there’s a lot more where this came from.
I pity the dinky dicked males in this huge scholong world we live in… well, just a little anyway, lol. In days of old, when people hid behind polite conversation, the subject of penis size was relegated to locker rooms and doctor’s offices. Ladies uttered nary a peep when their hubby failed to satisfy them, they didn’t know their males were supposed to. With the liberation of saying what’s on your mind, there’s a million and one ways to be insulted and offended in modern society. Why do the small of cock always make it personal?
I was reading an interesting article at Mentalhealth.net about Small Penis Anxiety Disorder. Now the article itself was nothing to write home about. BUT the comments section of the post are oh, so funny. Much as on the IMDB “Hung” board, the little dicked bitches come out in droves to tear the poor women who dare to comment that size matters the proverbial new one. Some of the bastards advocate violence against women because of their own shortcomings! While I’ve been called a ball breaking bitch by some of my callers, I find I wear that mantle with pride… and none have threatened me. Why, because they know they deserve every bit of scorn and mockery I heap upon them.
I’m so tired of hearing that women shouldn’t care about the size of her partner’s penis. Why shouldn’t we care? We’re the one’s left hanging when a man with a “big heart” thinks it means we don’t deserve a “big dick” to go along with it. We want it all… and why shouldn’t we? If you’re too small to satisfy, you’re better off getting out of the gene pool already. You wouldn’t want to pass that tiny penis on to your offspring, now would you?
Yes, women who do marry a man who’s lacking in the pants often end up cuckolding their little dicked husband. Yes, women do love to humiliate small cocks, not because we’re cruel… well, maybe a little. But mostly? We laugh because it’s funny. Get a sense of humor or learn to love it.
What’s worse than a short and stubby dick? A pencil dick with just enough length to be dangerous. A friend of mine went out with this guy a week or so ago and was kind enough to share her cautionary tale. She’d heard from several girls he was well hung. They were mistaken. Indeed it was long, but so narrow it flopped around like an eel. Eel dick, long, thin and slippery, but without the electricity that makes the eel so very special, lol. He couldn’t figure out why she was laughing when he walked proudly across the room with it flopping around. She told him thanks, but no thanks and left. He ended up texting her rude things all week… that mysteriously ended up with a broadcast to his entire list about his circus freak dink.
While I feel sorry for the poor guy on a completely abstract level… well, what the fuck did he expect? He had to know he was a wee bit odd down there. Or perhaps his previous partners had been overgenerous with their praise to spare his feelings. That’s never a good thing. Why give a man an inflated sense of his own importance when he’s so obviously inadequate. It’s a hard fall when reality sets in and the former Don Juan realizes he’s just another candidate for cock humiliation. Wonder if he’ll take up chronic masturbation now that his pride’s been demolished, lol? Perhaps I should have her point him here… If there’s anyone in the world who should substitute real life erotic encounters for phone sex fantasy, it’s this guy, lol.
So Limp Dick Loser has a hugely humiliating problem. Seems common enough around here, right, lol? But Limpy, well, he’s not your average humiliation junkie. He actually has a decently sized penis… if he could keep it hard enough. Unfortunately Limp Dick Loser has just a wee drinking problem. So even when the flesh is willing, it’s weak. He’s disappointed numerous lovers with his less than stellar performance. So his problem is obvious, right? He gets it up, gets it in… then nothin’. Yeah, nothin’. Once it goes limp, there’s no returning to the thick, hard manly cock he brags about so very much. Needless to say, after the “sex” date, there’s never another. What woman would want something so pathetically useless as a floppy wiener?
See it’s not just small cocks I enjoy humiliating. Why should I limit myself when there are so many other hilarious forms of cock humiliation? The limps dicks (obviously), the leaky dinks, the stubby choades, the uterus batterers, the lumpy, the jerky curved… well, you get what I’m saying. And don’t even get me started on the ones who cum too quickly. But the funniest pricks I’ve seen are definitely the ones who have a trifecta or more of flaws. The ones that are teenie, limp and cum too quickly are especially amusing. While it might seem cruel for me to laugh so much at male members, it’s not really. It’s better than they’ll get spreading it around. And besides, I’m not the first woman who’s laughed… and I won’t be the last.
Call me to indulge in your very own small cock humiliation or cock humiliation phone sex fantasy. I’m in a Cock Mocking mood, indulge your Mistress tonight. I’ll be taking calls all weekend from 10am until 2-3am.
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Like so many other lovers of small cock humiliation he was a virgin. He told me himself and admitted he gave off a creepy, desperate vibe that scared off anyone who might have been interested. He’d had some experience with boys and though it had really been a forced bi encounter, he just couldn’t forget how much he loved it. He still jerked off his 3″ micropenis to nostalgic remembrances of how they’d make him suck and fuck them like he was their personal slut. And I suppose he was. Small and slight with a body more girlish than anything, I’m sure he made a delicious substitute. But aside from those boys in college who punked him, he’d never shown anyone his cocktail wiener and he really, really wanted to.
Playing on that creepy vibe, I made him go full on flasher. He had an old trench coat and I sent him out into a parking lot wearing it. Instead of jumping out and traumatizing some poor girl, I made him stand outside a gay bar near closing time. I know he really wanted to submit to some public humiliation by girls, but I figured that since none of them had ever ASKED to see, he should play to the crowd he knows, lol. Seeing as how he was already there, I ordered him to flirt and show off his girlish body for all the boys. He ended up giving a guy he met there a blowjob in a back alley. Public humiliation, check… turning him into a cocksucking sissy faggot all over again, check. What a fun time for me, giving this little dicked wanker slut exactly what he wanted… just not the way he expected.
Empress Lauren, Your Phone Humiliatrix
1-800-601-6975
Calls are $1.99/minute with a ten minute minimum empress.lauren@yahoo.com
Follow me on Twitter: EmpressLauren
I could tell by his voice when he called me that he lacked the kind of confidence a real man has. It came as no surprise when he admitted his dinky dick was a mere 3 and a half inches. When he told me he’d been married for almost twenty years, I thought poor wifey… so I had to giggle when he made his second confession… his lovely hotwife had been cuckolding him for most of their marriage. She’d been a bit wild before and had gotten used to the feel of a throbbing hard cock… something her teensie little hubby simply couldn’t provide. He did provide comfort and security… and allowed her adventures since he knew how he truly lacked the ability to please her.
